- Why are 4,840 square yards like a bad
tooth?
- Because it's an acre.
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- Why did the apple turnover?
- 'Cos it saw the cheese roll.
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- Why does a scoutmaster
have to take a lot of rubbish?
- Because he's a
Skip.
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- What cakes do children dislike?
- Cakes of soap.
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- Why is the sea always restless?
- 'Cos it's got so many rocks in its bed.
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- Why are your tonsils unhappy?
- 'Cos they're always down in the mouth.
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- When is a school-child like a rope?
- When it's taut (taught).
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- How many coats can you get in an empty
wardrobe?
- Only one - after that it isn't empty
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- Why does a young lady need the letter
Y?
- 'Cos without it she'd be a young lad.
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- How does a ship listen?
- Through it's engineers.
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- What goes up a chimney down but not
down a chimney up?
- An umbrella
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- Why is the letter A like noon?
- 'Cos it's in the middle of the day.
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- How do barbers get to their shops quickly?
- They take short cuts.
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- Why is the letter T an island?
- 'Cos it's in the middle of water.
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- What pet makes the loudest noise?
- A trum-pet.
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- Why did the bus stop?
- 'Cos it saw the zebra crossing.
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