The Amazing Adventures Of

Knock! Knock!

 

'Knock! Knock! 'Who's there?' 'Cows.' 'Cows who?' 'Cows go moo not who!'

'Knock! Knock! 'Who's there?' 'Juno.' 'Juno who?' 'Juno what time it is - my watch is broken?'

'Knock! Knock! 'Who's there?' 'Europe.' 'Europe who?' 'Europe early this morning.'

'Knock! Knock! 'Who's there?' 'Arfur.' 'Arfur who?' 'Arfur got.'

'Knock! Knock! 'Who's there?' 'Luke.' 'Luke who?' 'Luke through the keyhole and you'll see.'

'Knock! Knock! 'Who's there?' 'Ken.' 'Ken who?' 'Ken I come in?'

'Knock! Knock! 'Who's there?' 'Owl.' 'Owl who?' 'Owl you know unless you answer the door?'

'Knock! Knock! 'Who's there?' 'Noah.' 'Noah who?' 'Noah a good place to eat?'

'Knock! Knock! 'Who's there?' 'Police.' 'Police who?' 'Police let me in - it's cold out here!'

'Knock! Knock! 'Who's there?' 'Mickey.' 'Mickey who?' 'Mickey's stuck in the lock!'

'Knock! Knock! 'Who's there?' 'William .' 'William who?' 'William mind your own business!'

'Knock! Knock! 'Who's there?' 'Mary.' 'Mary who?' 'Mary Christmas!'

'Knock! Knock! 'Who's there?' 'One.' 'One who?' 'One-der why you keep asking that?'

'Knock! Knock! 'Who's there?' 'Howard.' 'Howard who?' 'Howard you like to stand out here in the cold while some fool keeps saying "Who's there. . .?" '

'Knock! Knock! 'Who's there?' 'Max.' 'Max who?' 'Max no difference just open the door!'