The Amazing Adventures Of

Doctor! Doctor!

 

'Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps throwing me in the dustbin!' 'Don't talk rubbish.'

'Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a snooker ball!' 'Go to the end of the queue.'

'Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a needle!' 'Yes, I see your point.'

'Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm invisible!' 'Who said that?'

'Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps ignoring me!' 'Next!'

'Doctor! Doctor! I feel like an orange!' 'Have you tried playing squash?'

'Doctor! Doctor! What can you give me for my flat feet?' 'How about a bicycle pump?'

'Doctor! Doctor! I can't stop telling lies!' 'I don't believe you.'

'Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a car!' 'Just park yourself over there.'

'Doctor! Doctor! I'm becoming invisible!' 'Yes, I can see you're not all there.'

'Doctor! Doctor! Can you help me out?' 'Certainly, which way did you come in?'

'Doctor! Doctor! I've swallowed a pencil! What shall I do?' 'Use a pen.'

'Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm a bridge!' 'What has come over you?' 'Only two cars and a bus.'

'Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a bee!' 'Buzz off!'

'Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm a dog!' 'Sit on the couch, please.' 'Oh no - I'm not allowed on the furniture.'

'Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm a goat!' 'Stop acting like a kid.'

'Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm a telephone!' 'Take these pills and if they don't work give me a ring.'

'Doctor! Doctor! I think I need glasses!' 'You certainly do, madam. This is a fish and chip shop.'